"Anyone else think Pedro vs. bigrednotebook Carson But there is no joy in Mudville -- mighty Matt Stairs has struck out. nicoleperri Ha! RT: @mlbpulse RT @AnthonyDiComo Matt Stairs looks like the generic enemy hitter from the baseball movies of my youth. bunch @thelisten when Matt Stairs stepped to the plate: "What's wrong with him He looks 50!" howardsherman Matt stairs should climb some. johnsomers Bahahaha - Matt Stairs RT @nycgrl88: WHY DO THE PHILLIES HAVE A FAT BIKER GUY AS THEIR DH DOESNT MAKE SENSE! jdbullock I wonder how frequently Matt Stairs forgets which team he plays for. #worldseries bktandem Matt Stairs strikes out swinging to end it, but Phillies get the split in the Bronx."